This is bad really bad. I am getting a lot bigger. Now I’m turning into coop. This is bad I can’t let the boys see me like this they’ll laugh. Even worse…the Glorft will make fun of me supremely severely! if they see me like this i’ll be the worlds fattest loser in the future history books for the rest of my natural born life. how am I going to save the world from the future? Looking like this, this is not me I better do something fast.