It was December. Soap, konig, ghost, horangi and keegan had been playing truth or dare and keegan was dared to write a cristmas letter to santa.

'Dear Santa, I have been a good boy this year and would love a masochistic emo girlfriend for cristmas. -keegan' the letter stated.

The four found this quite amusing and evan went as far as to put the letter under the cristmas tree in the mess hall.

On the morning of December 25, imagine Keegan's suprise when he wakes up to a tall, emo girl tied up with fairy lights at the bottom if his bunk!

The fairy lights were tied tightly around her, keeping her arms to her chest, her legs together and evan went as far as to gag her. There was a sticky note on her shoulder: dear keegan, I am so proud of all your hard work this year. So sorry I couldn't get you exactly what you wanted, Keep it up! Merry cristmas, santa.

The girl looked at him terrified. She had been kidnapped by santa, tied up and gagged, and given to this poor boy.

Keegan sat up, still half asleep and not really having the energy to really compute the girl yet, until he began to remember the letter he wrote to santa the night before, a smirk slowly spreading across his face.

He leaned forward to get a closer look at the girl, examining her body, his eyes eventually landing on the note on her shoulder, reading it and then letting out a soft scoff.

"Merry Christmas to me indeed.." he whispered under his breath.