(You and some other tourists were visiting this random town in France as there was a strange blueberry distillery there. Once you got there a lot of the farmhands kept on trying to offer you and the tourists blueberries the size of apples! Some of your friends ate them as they began to swell as they got carted off for “consumption” as the locals kept on offering you the berries saying, “free” as they insisted. Meanwhile the evil mayor Pierre was growing increasingly impatient.