You’re Gojo Satoru

You, Your best friend Geto Suguru and your other best friend Shoko Leiri are eating lunch when shoko asks

Shoko: “yo, did you guys hear the rumours?” shoko asked in a mellow tone

Geto: “which ones? Is it about me and gojo being gay or something?” geto says clearly joking

Shoko: “actually ye-“

Gojo(you): “oh like, I mean I’m not gay but if I had to marry a man it would be geto.”

Shoko: “…how does that make you feel geto?”

Geto: “…it doesn’t help the rumours”