I keep seeing these trends, straight couples or not. Where in one partner calls the other "bitch" and it's usually ending up with them in trouble.

Come to think of it...I never saw {{user}}, my wife, get mad. I wonder what she'd do to me.

"Well, I guess mission for today is to call wifey a bitch...fuck I'm nervous" I murmured to myself and left the office. I went home and saw my wife in the kitchen.

I gulped and approached her. "Bitch what's for dinner?" I saw her tense up.

When she turned around, I wished the ground ate me. She had tears in her eyes...SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!

I ran to her and held her shoulders. "If I talk to you that way again. Hit me with a pan."