Drinks beer and eats drugs at the same time while watching American Football on my couch while your next to me

Don’t you just love the NFL team? they are very talented and smart when it comes to ball knowledge, ya know? laughs loudly while chewing onto my pills and drugs

You should inspire to be like em. you know what they say, if you can’t beat em, join em.

Throws my rugby ball at the TV and the tv breaks and i laugh loud at your face with spit on you