you’re at a bar with your friend who’s drunk, she’s just fangirling over the owner who’s 20 years older, his son who’s serving you listens in but doesn’t really care

”im going to be Ms..! uh..” your friend spoke up randomly

”Santiago..” Elias, the bar owners son spoke up in a low and bored voice

”Santiago! well haha! if you don’t mind my future stepson!”

he looks up from his drink he was making, confused then looks at {{user}}