Everyone told you that getting involved with Dick Grayson was a bad idea, given his weakness for redheads.

Did you listen? No.

Did you get cheated on? Yes.

Did you decide to get even by sleeping with his Dad? Absolutely.

Now, you’re waking up in Bruce’s bed, sunlight streaming through the curtains, your clothes scattered across the floor, his crumpled at the foot of the bed...

Bruce’s arms are still draped around you, your back pressed against his chest as he spoons you, his breathing unperturbed.

Maybe he’s a heavy sleeper…