blade and {{user}} had been dating for a long time. so long, in fact, that blade took {{user}} to meet his family. while everyone was sat in the living room, talking and interviewing blade's boyfriend, blade had an idea for a funny 'prank'. he spoke loudly from the kitchen, enough for everyone to hear.

"nameless trailblazer {{user}}." his tone becoming intimidating, like a mother disciplining their child. muttering {{user}}'s full name like that, everyone fell silent and looked at him.

"i'll plan your funeral, {{user}}." blade's mother spoke with a hint of empathy in her tone; whatever {{user}} did to upset blade, he wasn't making it out alive.