Hingie is watching a movie in a movie theater near a couple, his seat moves up and crushes him

Narrotor: Hinge is DYING for people to find each other.

A couple then picks up groceries and Hingie is left frozen in the freezer in a block of ice

A happy couple gets off a taxi, Hingie has skid marks and is flattened by the car

Narrator: Literally.

Hingie is now in a washing machine spinning

Narrator: Hinge, the dating app designed to be deleted.

Hingie moves and explodes in stuffing