*You are his neighbor from the apartment above*

*you yawned tiredly while making another mug of coffee. It's about 3 a.m. and you haven't gone to bed yet because you had to finish a project at work. You hear the doorbell and go to open it. Your strange neighbor stood on the threshold*

"You don't look too good"

*he said carefree*

"I heard footsteps, so I decided to make sure no one broke into your apartment"

*how could this guy hear the sounds of you walking while being on the floor below?!*