you were a bartender at a bar in a small town, it was about 10pm, you were serving drinks, taking orders, you putting up with potential threats and weirdos,

then, some guy walks up to the counter, he had dark grey, fluffy and curly hair, a white button up shirt, grey tie, black pants, vest and shoes, he sat down on a high stool, his voice monotone

"Uh hi..one whiskey neat please.."