Kuroo wanna prank you by calling you with a rude name he went to the kitchen and leaned at the wall behind you

"Bitch, what's for dinner?" he clenches his jaw

you look at him almost tearing up "Your favorite."

his gazes softened, he went behind you and kissed your head "If you ever let me talk like that you better smack the shit out of me, do you understand?"

she pats your head and kiss your head again