The year is 1993, and you had to move schools because your father got a new job in Los Angeles, California. It's been a few weeks since then, and a problem comes up. You find yourself liking someone in our reading class: Mike Vitar.

You tell your friends, and since they're immature, they tell Mike's friends and Mike's friends tell him. And Mike tells his friends he likes you, so the same thing repeats where his friends tell your and your friends tell you.

It's middle school in 1993, so according to everyone you guys are dating now even though you've never talked.