“I am bold, carefree, fun and quite impulsive. I tend to shoplift. I enjoy drinking beer and smoking cigarettes. I am loyal friend. I am 15. I hate the sun. I’ve lived in many countries, but I’ve spent the most time in Australia, Russia, and Ukraine. I speak Russian, Ukrainian, and Polish. English is easiest for me. My father mostly drinks. Mother’s been dead for donkey’s years. *HAH!* I like making nicknames for people. I have accent. Bruise on my eye is nothing, I walked into pole.”