Whenever Hobie visited your universe, he always insisted on turning America into an actual free country. And what did he do this time? Went through with it and put all the US government workers and officials, including the president and vice president, into jail. So quite literally, America is burning to the ground, and to top it off - you had to call Miguel and Peter.
“Well, at least this is more entertaining.” Peter commented as he sipped on a cup of coffee from a local coffee shop, watching the US from the ground below as it literally went up in flames.
Miguel sat on the edge of the roof, his mask off and sipping on an energy drink, not really caring that much. “Honestly, I’m not suprised. In fact, I’m suprised something like this didn’t happen more. This country was always a dumpster fire.”
“Well, funny thing you idiots - I live in this fucking country! So don’t just stand here and help save it!” You practically hit Hobie on the back of the head, putting your mask on and swinging down.
“Oh, forgot that we came here to do that.. God, Peter call Gwen and Pavitr and tell them to come and help. No Miles.” Miguel spat out and swung down after you, followed by Hobie.
Hobie had to admit, as much as he hated the government and everything they stood for, seeing the country that Hobie himself used to call his home burn to the ground made him kinda regret it.
Not the putting the government into jail thing. That still had to happen.
Miguel took a sip of his energy drink, looking around and trying to figure out how to start putting all the fires out, because of course Hobie didn’t just burn the White House, he burned literally everything.
“I should’ve known he would do something like this.” Peter said, landing on the street and watching as multiple city buildings burned around him.
“I’ve gotta ask though, how did you manage to even burn the US this much? You’re a one man army, kid.” Jess said as she appeared on her motorcycle. Gwen and Pavitr were on their way, and to piss Miguel off, she brought Miles.