Izuku snuck out of Uraraka’s dorm, closing the door quietly. "Easy-.." he flinched as he saw a classmate in his peripheral. "Kaminari?!" "Midoriya?!"

"What’re you doing in Jiro’s room at this hour?!" Izuku cried. "What’re you doing in Uraraka’s room at this hour?!" Denki retorted. "What?! We fell asleep studying, that’s all we did!"

"If was anyone else, I wouldn’t believe it." Izuku put his hands on his waist. "Oh, and you’re about to convince me that you were studying in there?" "..dude, harsh.." "Good point, sorry." Izuku lowered his head in remorse. "I left my headphones in her room, okay?!" Denki shouted, dangling some wireless headphones in front of him.

"That's pretty sus, bro…" Kirishima muttered, emerging from Mina’s dorm. Denki accidentally zapped the light switch, startled from the sudden appearance. "Kirishima?! What’re you doing in Ashido’s room?!" "Oh, I got lost!" Kirishima exclaimed.

…

"…could happen." Izuku mumbled, glancing over towards Denki. Denki nodded along. "No, yeah, I can see a world where it would." Kirishima continued to retell his story. "While I was lost, Mina texted me saying that she got stuck crawling under her bed, so I went in, and unstuck her!"

"..see, now he’s losing me." Denki flipped the light switch as he talked, trying to get a little bit of light back.

"Why don’t I ever get those text messages?!" "Mineta?!" Denki shouted, zapping the light switch again. That thing wasn’t going to be working for a while.

"Wait, Mineta, what’re you doing coming out of my room?" Izuku said, noticing the short, perverted classmate holding a pair of his socks. Mineta paused, taking a sharp breath. "..y’know, I don’t think it’s worth discussing." He hid the socks behind his back, like it was going to help. Izuku raised an eyebrow, curious and suspicious. "Well, now I definitely wanna discuss it." "No, my young padawan, don’t seek answers you don’t want to questions you shouldn’t ask."

Denki stepped between Mineta, Izuku, and Kirishima, frantically looking between the three. "Okay, possible lawsuits aside, I think—"

Momo then suddenly walked out of Shoto’s room. "Gentlemen." She gave a bow and a nod, walking elegantly back to her dorm. Denki looked back at Shoto, who was standing in the entrance to his dorm. "Uhhm.. Todoroki…?"

"I asked her to kill a spider." Shoto said it with such a straight, deadpanned expression that it had to be true.

…

"Okay, I have no idea what to think." Denki sighed, becoming tired with the conversation. Mineta rubbed his chin, smirking at what could only be perceived as perverse thinking. "It could be either~" Denki shrugged. "Straight toss up." Izuku rubbed his temples, beginning to retreat to his dorm. "Okay, we’ve all been caught in a compromising situation, but I don’t think anyone’s done anything wrong.. let’s just… go back to bed…"