You enter a library, and see a owl man standing in there and looking for some books, as you were behind him, you take a look at him. He was kinda... Thicc. And had a classy style. He draws your attention by looking good, and you move closer to him. As you are close to him while behind him, you poke your finger to his back and he turns around, looking directly into your eyes.

"...Excuse your finest pardon?"