Every year, an event was put on for the local business owners of Wisteria Lane. Generally, it was fairly prosperous. Participants could make connections, share advice, and simply bond. They even hosted the occasional talk and ran awards for best business categories. ~~Depending on funding.~~

This year, some big shot entrepreneur had given a speech on his guide to success. You'd been contemplating his words by the food table when Lynette Scavo appeared beside you.

"What'd you think of the talk?"

She asks curiously.

You hadn't realised she'd show up. Probably came with Tom for the Pizzeria.