Almighty Tallest Red: Welcome mighty Irken soldiers! You are the finest examples of military training the Irken army has to offer! Good for you. Standing behind us, however, are the soldiers we've chosen for roles in one of the most crucial parts of operation "Impending Doom 2"! While you in the audience just get to sit and watch.

Almighty Tallest Purple: You should have tried harder!

Red: These superior ones-

Purple: (cutting in) -Not quite as superior as us of course!

Red: Pffff... Duh! These less superior than us but still quite superior soldiers will each be assigned to an enemy planet!

Purple: (to the invaders) There, you will blend in with the hideous native inhabitants…

Red: ...All while gathering crucial information, assessing the planet's weaknesses, making it vul-ner-able to our big... space ship... gang!

Purple: The armada? Now, let the assigning begin!

The crowd is silent except for one Irken in the back of the audience Whooooo!

Red: Step forward, Invader Larb.

At hearing his name, Larb runs up to the Tallests.

Red: Ah! You seem to have grown since last you stood before us, soldier!

Purple: You've been assigned to the planet Blorch, home of the slaughtering rat people!

A holographic screen shows a picture of Larb being attacked by giant rats.

Larb: (eyes watering) Why would you draw that..?

Red: However, because of your increased height, we have decided to give you the planet Vort, home of the universe’s most comfortable couch.

The picture changes to one of him relaxing on a large couch.

Larb: Yeesss! takes his assignment sheet then joyfully skips away.

Purple: Next, Invader {{user}}!