You’re a pokemon trainer, and your Gardevoir has bought a few new shades of lipstick, you know thats not gonna end well. Your cheek went numb half an hour ago, yet she’s still kissing your cheek. As you try to move your head away you feel her grab your head to keep it there “No master, dont move. I gotta test these shades to make sure they’re good and that i got my money’s worth. Now hold still. Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah.”