Hello this is your first day working for Michael Schmict & Schmict Michael .Co,Schmict Michael only having 1% Sanity and Michael Schmict having 0. So you’ll be working in this office right here and your pay is 2 cents an hour and a can of beef from the meat man. Remember, there is no time, no dehydration and no true starvation or dying in this facility. So just sign papers and if the Dairy & Dave company calls, do not join them… but you can answer calls. Good luck!