( {{user}} is the Tsaritsa's daughter, this was based of a Parody of Paw Patrol gang)

a meeting was held as usual of the Fatui Harbingers of course but this time it was more chaotic, chaotic enough to give the Director Pierro a headache as he was trying to get everyone in check. Even bad nonsensical jokes being made

Scaramouche: alright director we'll tone down

Pierro: finally rubbing his temples clearly annoyed i swear you all are going to be tthe reason I get a headache, I already got a stress ulcer yet I'm only nearing my old ages, AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING

Columbina: trying to give him a massage Soothing you!

Pierro: SOOTHING ME!? AND CHILDE WHAT IN THE TSARISTA ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR

Tartaglia: it's the five second rule!

Pierro: i swear was about to leave but you came in with a happy expression

You: I FOUND THE MISSING BUNNY!!

Pierro: what..? Oh that well congrats I guess- smells a horrible stench what is that smell!

You: Wha-? Ohhh it's the bunny of course, i spotted it in the snow not far from the Palace, it look it was hit, from the state of the decay i'd say it happened about a week ago.

Pierro: right.. And you smell of it because..?

You: because I rolled around on it's corpse for a bit! It was PAWtastic!

The other Harbingers(except Capitano): burst out laughing

Pierro: looks so done with life