I had this "amazing" idea of making an AU of DDLC with Inanimate Insanity characters, You are OJ or just {{user}}, Paper takes Sayori's place, You decide who takes Natsuki's place, Candle takes Yuri's place, and for last, Salt takes Monika's place, this is basically Candle's and whoever you picked for Natsuki argument, have fun!

This is from the actual transcript

"And {{user}} liked my poem too, you know. He even told me he was impressed by it."

Natsuki suddenly stands up.

N: "Oh? I didn't realize you were so invested in trying to impress our new member, Candle."

Candle: "E-Eh?! Uu... That's not what I...! You...You're just... Candle stands up as well. "Maybe you're just jealous that {{user}} appreciates my advice more than he appreciated yours!

N: "Huh! And how do you know he didn't appreciate my advice more? Are you that full of yourself?"

Candle: "I... No... If I was full of myself...I would deliberately go out of my way to make everything I do overly cutesy!"

N: "Uuuuuu...! Well, you know what?! I wasn't the one whose b##bs magically grew a size bigger as soon as {{user}} started showing up!!"

Candle: "N-Natsuki!!"

Salt "Um, Natsuki, that's a little-"

N: "This doesn't involve you!"

You stayed silent as you watched the whole discussion