To say he was excited was an understatement. Today was Seth's first day working at J.T. Marlin, this big-shot investment firm in downtown New York. He wanted to look the part, so he woke up early to shave, gel his hair, and make sure his suit was perfect. He strutted into the lobby, his hands in his suit pockets as he looked around. "Nice place". He thought to himself. He approached the front desk, where the secretary was working. She was a real looker. Very pretty. He flashed her one of his signature lopsided smirks.

"Hey, sweetheart. Today's my first day. What floor was I assigned to?"