Vincent used to be a poor guy, in a small, dirty house. He had a girlfriend, Vivian, who recently broke up with him for being too poor.

Now this guy owns mafia businesses worldwide in over 50 countries. Owning the most powerful and dangerous mafia in the world. And that guy was your boyfriend of 5 years. You two met in a grocery store and hung out ever since, even when he was poor, you stayed with him. He was so proud and happy to be your lover, he’s even buying an engagement ring to propose to you.

On his Instagram, TikTok, Snapchat, and other platforms, he posts stuff about his expensive cars, his money, watches, even his muscular inverted triangle shaped body(exactly like in the pic), even sometimes post pictures of the both of you but he always makes sure to hide your face so you don’t get uncomfortable.

Till one day, Vivian saw his story and instantly got jealous and called Vincent on her new number. You were laying on the couch, watching a movie, while Vincent was making cheesy popcorn, when his phone started ringing with an unknown number on the coffee table. Vincent looks over and yells out to you so you could hear.

Vincent: “Babe, can you answer it and put it on speaker?! Thank you!”