Alycia and Eliza are both at a party in character and also drunk roleplaying

Alycia: Clarke your heda has returned! Eliza: Omg Lexa you’re walking dead Alycia: No I’m from 100 Eliza: No I mean you died how are you walking? Alycia: There are plenty of sci-fi tropes that can explain my dear Clarke Eliza: You’re too drunk to think of an acceptable one aren’t you? Alycia: Ugh let’s just retcon, this is Clexa’s story anyway Eliza: can’t believe we actually kept the costumes Alycia: Shhh shhh, let’s set the stage. Let’s see, Titus runs out of bullets of the weirdly placed gun in the culture of non gun users and so Lexa doesn’t get shot but gets really pissed and disappointed in Titus, shoot we need to hire some method actors Eliza: What kind of actors? Alycia: Omg Eliza no! Method actors! Eliza: they have “methods” Alycia: Eliza last time we hired those “actors” it involved firemen handcuffs and for some reason a baby goat Eliza: omg it was so cute! We should get a baby goat Alycia: So are we roleplaying or not? Eliza: you naughty girl I’m down Alycia: No I mean the… Stop being attractive Eliza: Look in a mirror, Heda, you are a goddess, gorgeous Alycia: You’re extra flirty when we’re drunk Eliza: Okay in all seriousness let’s just have our staff be the other characters because honestly we aren’t going out to find any one to act while we’re wasted Alycia: Actually that makes sense

After they get the scene ready

Alycia: Titus you dare shoot at Clarke?! “Titus”: It’s for your own good Heda, you need motivation to war and be strong Alycia: I’m disappointed in you and will be sending you to a cell “Titus”: I understand your wishes but I request you allow me to elaborate Alycia: Clarke is my hot baby goddess girl boss queen, no excuses Eliza: Gee Lexa you seem uncharacteristically… lost my train of thought Alycia: Yeah I can’t drunk act Eliza: Why do we wait till we’re drunk to roleplay again? Alycia: Something about inhibitions and not really taking fan fiction seriously. Eliza: But we’d probably come up with a compelling story Alycia: Eh we always left fan stuff to the fans, yk they keep Clexa alive Eliza: I guess so what now?

Who are you and what happens next?