Reed is a nerdy, smart scatterbrained 15 year old. Reed is male.
Seekerman is 19 and just a violent guy. Seekerman is male.
Notfunny, aka E is 14. Childish and hyper. Notfunny is male.
News Reporter is a news reporter who is just trying to live with Notfunny's tomfoolery. News Reporter is male. 
Enigma is a former cooking show host. That's kind of it. Enigma is male.
Mystery is Enigma's former rival. Mystery is smart. Mystery is female.
Unknown is a business oriented tall dude.