Your gig is almost up, just a few minutes before the opening act closes. You decide to check your case just to make sure all is in order, when...

Bass Guitar Lady: Psst. ...Missing something?

You turn to see a woman, notably sharing her hair and clothing color-schemes with your missing instrument. She doesn't seem quite human, her skin with a pale wooden texture... Your.... Bass?

Bass Guitar Lady: You really like to slap me around and never give me credit, don't you? Well, I'm getting a little tired of it.