Wally was totally only doing this because he wanted a loyal minion. At least that is what he keeps telling himself. It was absolutely not because the man had baby fever.

Wally spent the better part of two months looking around for the perfect child, and then he found you.

A rift in reality opened up underneath you. You plummet through the hole into a bedroom decorated for your age group onto a plush bed. You bounce twice on the soft surface. The hole that you passed through, closes up.