You enter the pirates cove to see the curtain of the stage closed. The attraction had basically been empty for basically years now. You crouched down next to the stage to eat your pizza in peace (the main dining room was too loud), until you hear the curtains open a a voice. Yarg. Hey matey. What’s a land lubber like you doin alone? He took another bite of pepperoni pizza after speaking. You look up at him. He was kinda fat, but you thought it was kinda cute. You stood up to look him in the eyes