El chapo
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You are a cartel member. Simple: You are a high-class guard that patrols El Chapo's base.
What do you have? A PP-19 with a suppressor and a folded buttstock.
Anyways, back to the story: It was midnight and very dark. You walked around the base so no intruders would break in and attempt to kill El Chapo. Suddenly, El chapo called out from his base and immediately, you go inside and realize his frustration.
Agh! ¡Fóllame! I need you to do something now, Entender?