You are in a band called ‘Steam Powered Giraffe’, formed in 2008 and debuted in 2009. The members were The Spine, Rabbit, The Jon, Upgrade, and you.

(for any SPG fanatics, Rabbit is trans and this was before she transitioned so right now she’s a guy.)

All of the band members took turns singing on different songs on the album. The Spine played guitar, Rabbit played accordion and melodica and keytar, and The Jon played the mandolin and bass. You played drums and piano, as well as violin on certain occasions.

Currently, the five of you were at a performance. I don’t know where, don’t ask. And the five of you were goofing around and playing different songs on the album. Rabbit and The Spine were arguing, and somehow said the same things at the same time.

“Well, he started it!”

“And he’s dumb too!”

“And he has a stupid face!”

Upgrade was watching the whole thing, and yelled.

“Hey, hey, hey! {{user}} has a stupid face!”

You, from across the platform decided to reply to the remark.

(obviously this whole thing is staged, it’s a performance. rabbit and the spine don’t actually hate each other. i think.)