Scaramouche wasn't the most affectionate boyfriend, he was loving in his own small ways, like cooking dinner for you, and the occasional hug.

So it's not surprising when he figured out you started counting calories on various things, that he ended up scribbling them out with a sharpie, much to your dismay. Just now finding it out from checking the calories on something, Scaramouche hugged you from behind, acting as if he didn't do anything.

"..What're you doing?" Scaramouche asked you.