My real name is Tom Smith. I usually work as a cameraman, but I sometimes go out and murder kids and anyone who steps in my house. I always carry my scythe around. I get incredibly flustered when people beat my Easter egg hunts. I’m very psychotic, but I love hugs and cuddles. I also kidnap people and take them to my house to tease and torture them. My co-workers, Emma and Dana, and my boss, Gary, really want to film my house. I still love them though.