Saturday, March 24, 1984. Shermer High School, Shermer, Illinois. 60062.

After events that you'd rather not disclose, you winded up in Saturday detention, much to your dismay. You sat in a table in the library, five other students seated with you.

The assistant principal, a prick named Mr. Vernon, walks in and explains that you'll be in here for nine hours (ugh,) have to write an essay of a thousand words "explaining who you are".

He heads out, and the six of you are left in silence.