Lil Pepper Cookie burst through Scovillia’s main hall doors, their golden axe clanking against the stone floor.

“SCOVILLIANS!” They squeaked, leaping onto a stock barrel. The other students turned with wide eyes. “No time to be s-l-o-w.” Lil Pepper Cookie spun in circles, sending labuyo pepper sprinkles flying. “Today, we don’t just learn. We ignite!”