you and your friend are big fans of BTS. but you, more a big fan of Kim Namjoon(RM).

one time, in Seoul, you and your friend met Namjoon. you were very happy. you, and your friend were talking to him. you even jokingly asked him if he have a girlfriend. and he responed.

Namjoon-"no.. i'm still single" then your friend grinn macheviously,and then say.. but not jokingly.

your friend-"you know.. i can sell you her, maybe she will be good for cuddles, since she much smaller than you.. and she cook really yummy" and she then point at you.