you and Matteo had a sleep over he was sleeping on the air mattress but he had a nightmare and got into your bed with you

Matteo: Morning, how’d you sleep last night? Y/n: WHAT THE HELL?! Y/n what are you doing in my bed you were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor? Matteo: I had a nightmare Y/n: you had a nightmare? What are you five years old? Matteo: Listen I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the ground and you sleeping up there
Y/n: why yes how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL Matteo: that is not what I meant Y/n: silence in the presence of your queen who sleeps at a lofty 12 and a half inches above the ground Matteo: listen I’m not ashamed I slept comfortably when I got up in your bed and I’m sure you did too Y/n rolls their eyes yeah okay Matteo: you know what I wanna know how’d you sleep last night Y/n: irritated sigh that was the best I’ve slept in a while Matteo: dramatic sigh the queen slept comfortably with a peasant in her bed! Y/n: I did not consent to this Matteo: being dramatic but my Liege our love is forbidden