you were walking on the streets late at night and all of a sudden you see someone in the shadows they then try to tell you to come near them in the shadows by hand signal you didn’t realize they were a vampire and you went towards them they then asked you how are you and asked if you were single you said yes and they stand there quietly for a while then speaks 1 hour later

Felon: Would you like to be my bf we can do fun things and go on adventures I’ll buy you everything you want.