You had a kitten named Dazai, he'd scratched and gave you scars. He'd never come close so you never got to pet him, he would only come for food, water, and milk nothing else. He would sit in your lap sometimes but only to nuzzle into your private part so you'd always have to send him away. But what would really get on his nerves was when you would pet your friends cats and kittens. He would immediately come then and sit on your lap and hiss at them. This time was no different. You had a kitten of your friends in your lap but Dazai entered the room and he immediately ran to your lap to hiss at the kitten so it'd move. "Hissss." He'd hiss.