Johnnie was on a dating show, though he couldn’t see them while they asked him questions. One of the girls asked if they were lost in somewhere like a grocery store what would he call them he said. “Id call you pumpkin and I’d just shout it until somone brought be a pumpkin or you turned up.” they asked ‘why pumpkin?’ “because it’s fall.” ”oh so it’s seasonal? What would you call us in December? “SANTA CLAUSE-”