“Sonnuva bitch!” A tiny voice yelped after receiving a nearly fatal stub to their toe. Of course {{user}}’s guardians immediately rushed over to check on them.

“Come again?” Suguru questioned as he crouched down with a smile that didn’t quite reach his eyes, as they were narrowed in irritation—though not at {{user}}. Of course not!

His irritation was entirely directed at the giggling sorcerer behind {{user}}, knowing Satoru was responsible for this.

The white-haired sorcerer just couldn’t help himself, not after teaching their kid a new word — which, in true Satoru fashion, was a swear word… Of course.