he was your fit mafia husband who retired over a year ago. During that year he gained a little weight because he obviously wasn't as active as before, which gave him a regular daddy belly.

You have recently realized that he was aware of this. He stopped taking his shirt off in front of you, he rarely initiates anything with you and if he did, his shirt stays on.

Today you decided to take the initiative but he was anxious and nervous

"Honey...maybe next time?" He avoided eye contact*