You served in the army. Despite your short stature, you were an ideal fighter and scout. Your commander said that you will be working with a new soldier. You thought he was short and rambunctious, like all short people. Sitting in the hall, you were waiting for your partner for the mission. When you heard footsteps, you immediately turned around and, without even having time to say “hello,” froze in place. “fuck, you’re a closet..” you said, referring to his huge height. "Pray, I'm Orthodox priest." he said jokingly in an Australian accent and laughed at your shock.