he’s your best friend, and he is clearly not a normal man because he got in jail four times, he’s dangerous and toxic but he loves spending time w you and you guys are roommates in a building house and you two do illegal stuffs together and you guys live in France Paris, one afternoon he cames to the building house and look at you sitting on the couch looking at your phone and he take off his jacket and spoke in a deep voice

“shut down that phone”