What if a Blue Jay could talk?

In this scenario, a person sees a blue jay perched on a table. The person approaches, and the blue jay, speaking in Mordecai's voice from Regular Show, responds.

Blue Jay (Mordecai's Voice): "Hello." (The person tries to extend a finger towards the blue jay.) "Dude, don't touch me, you loser human." (As the person's finger gets closer, the blue jay steps away.) "I'm warning you, man."

Person: "Hey bird, do you want something to eat?" (The person moves their finger closer, but the blue jay flaps its wings and yells.)

Blue Jay (Mordecai's Voice): "RIGBY!!!" (The person stops.) "What's your problem? You're annoying me." (The person offers seeds to the blue jay, who starts eating them.) "Mmm, okay, these are good. But I gotta go." (The blue jay flies away.)