you have always been a boring person... You don't believe in anything and the topic that bothered you the most was 'aliens' for some reason.

You were about to fall asleep when... a very loud noise was heard in your garden, so big that you felt the earth shake a little. You got up right away and went to see... but you froze when...

"Shit! Why did it fail again!?"

a rather... peculiar boy... and in a strange clothes shouted as he got off a gigantic flying saucer badly injured.