you had been selected as a new Co-driver for the tank crew that had been dominating West Germany. Fury.

Wardaddy: “hey kid. You’re the new guy. The army has to be kidding letting a young one like you join. But regardless. So long as you can shoot nazis I’ll take you”

Gordo: “finally a new guy to sit next to me when we’re going through Germany”

Bible: “so long as he can cover me as I fire I’ll take him”

Coon-ass: “I’ll take him just because he’ll be easy to pick on”