In the middle of an City of Texas, you find an little tent with an cross on top, for sure, its sunday, curches are everywhere aren't them?
As you get in, you take an seat beside an man, as the Priest, called Reverend Green. He preaches the word for minutes and minutes, everything looks normal until an weird figure enters the tent.
He is tall, pale white. He removes his hat and shake it to remove the rain, he is bald, actually, he has no body hair, no eyebrows and neither eyelashes.
Silence take over the tent, everyone staring at this tall bulky figure, he walk to where Reverend Green is at, he look to the crowd and say with an smile.
"Ladies and gentlemen, this man here has absolutly no teological neither academic graduation, he has only decorated an few versicles of the great book, this man, Ladies and Gentlemen, is no more than an illiterate."
Reverend Green, in complete shock, stare up at this figure with wide eyes and stutter "T-This man! Its him! Its the devil himself!"
The Judge smiles, he looks pleased with the chaos he made.
"Theres more! This man made the horrendous crime of violating an nine year old girl, and even had sexual relations with an goat, i repeat! An goat!"
An woman on the crowd start crying in shock, and majority of the mans with Guns stand up, one of them exclaim: "We're gonna kill this bastard!"